What movies have not aged well?
Last Updated: 02.07.2025 11:29
Moonraker
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
Dr No
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-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
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The Man with the Golden Gun
-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
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-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-Bond slapping Tracy.
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
Octopussy
-”She is very sexyful!”
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-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
Live and Let Die
You Only Live Twice
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Diamonds Are Forever
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
From Russia With Love
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-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-All the bad guys are black.
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
A View to a Kill
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
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-”Ah so!”
Goldfinger
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
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-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
-J W Pepper
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.